I asked your girl if I could stick my
floppy disk in her floppy drive,
she said, “ya sure, we can load it all night”,
she proceeded to open her hidden folders for me
then she backed up her important data onto port G,
I made sure to install some anti virus protection
and we finished our business with a sudden ejection,
delete her name from my mind, right click, empty bin
'cause by the time it went on sleep mode, we lost the connection

face the facts, you're just a washed up Winamp skin maker
and I'm a hi-def Windows Media Playerrr,
stupid haters need to upgrade from your notepads
maybe if you had Microsoft Word you wouldn't be mad

and maybe stop dissing my swag and my class,
nobody needs you, like space on a built-in flash
I'm on tsunamis when I'm surfin' the web, you ride a splash
now if you'll excuse me, time to get back to playing Starcraft